Pressing Shift, along with any arrow key on the keyboard, allows Blondie to adjust her aim. Pressing the Left or Right arrow together with the Up arrow results in an extended jump. The Up arrow enables you to jump, while the Down arrow lets you crouch. You use the left and right arrows to move Blondie. The game lets you control the Blondie through your keyboard. Although the game isn't as mind-boggling as Uncharted, there are simple puzzles in the game that can give your brain a bit of tickling. As mentioned earlier, Parasite In City is a side-scrolling platformer, which means you get to encounter baddies and obstacles. Okay, calm your titties down, I know you're fucking excited for this part. They seldom fly alone, and can easily overwhelm you due to their speed and numbers. These shitheads are weak but annoying as hell. Then you'll get to face off with huge motherfucking flies. The first enemies you'll see are the green shirts or the male zombies. Don't worry fuckers this game won't give you headaches unless you're really, really stupid that is.Īlthough they're not many, there are quite a few and interesting types of enemies you can encounter in the game. However, as I got past that room, it was pretty much straightforward. I ended up thinking that this game might require more brainpower than usual. I spent maybe around 5-10 minutes inside the fucking starting point, figuring out what to do and where to go. However, I was freaking stomped by the simple puzzle in the room. Now, I'm usually good with these types of games because I play a lot of Uncharted, Resident Evil, and Tomb Raider myself. As you get to control the blonde hottie, you'll be put in a room with two cubes. Honestly, I thought this game was stupid.
Thankfully, she grabs the poor fucker's gun and shoots him in the head. As she decides to leave, a zombified cop attacks her, ripping her clothes, to our delight. As she peeks from the windows, she sees zombies everywhere. Apparently, your blonde heroine woke up to commotion. Starting the game gives you a preview of what happened in this hot bitch's world. To my surprise, Blondie's boobs perfectly go up and down when you're running. Due to the graphics, I also did not expect that jiggle physics would be present in this game. Oh, and she does have a gun too.Īlthough the game looks cartoonish, I'll say that the graphics are reminiscent of old school games such as Streetfighter and Metal Slug, with the latter bearing more similarities with Parasite In City. In the game, you control a nameless hot bitch with huge juicy tits and a sexy outfit. So What the fuck is this game? Well, to start, Parasite In City is a side-scrolling action-adventure platformer. Now we're blessed with a complete game that's rather short but enjoyable. Thankfully, he fucking came back and finished the whole game. For some unknown reasons, Pixel Factory got off the internet and vanished. Mind you, Parasite In City has been out since 2013. According to most boards I've been to, the guy is quite nice with fans and continually updates everyone about the game's progress. Parasite In City is made by none other than Pixel Factory. Here's my fucking honest review of Parasite In City.įirst and foremost, I have to give props to the creator of this cool game. In Parasite In City, you control a blonde chick with massive tits, kinda like Cammy, without the army paint. It's not hard to see how their hot and sexy appeal made even the nerdiest gamers cum. Chun-li and Cammy were the hottest video game chicks back in the day. For you dickheads who enjoyed playing the original arcade game, Street Fighter, you'll enjoy Parasite In City's looks.Ĭome on I know you fucking jacked off to some hot character in Street Fighter. There's a lot to notice here, from the simple gameplay, simple graphics, and slightly okay sound. Although it's okay, it doesn't excite me too much. Perhaps one of the more enjoyable adult games I've played so far, Parasite In City, doesn't fail to disappoint.
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